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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ We pay tons
Of income tax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Ralph
And Dr. Scratchansniff ♪
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♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Hydroplane-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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And...we're clear.
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Hey, great opening,
you guys.
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Thanks, Bill.
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We couldn't do it
without ya.
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Bill, it's people like you
working behind the scenes
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that almost won us an Emmy.
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Here, have a bag of money.
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Wow.
You guys are the greatest.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, those goody two-shoe
Warners.
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I'll get them.
But how, I'm wondering.
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Why don't you send your warriors
down there to fight the Warners?
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My warriors, of course.
That's quite a plan.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Ah. My warriors.
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Do as I say and destroy
the Warners. Goodbye.
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So long, Warners.
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[ALL CACKLING]
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♪ And that's what we call
Serendipity ♪
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♪ I-P-I-T-Y ♪
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Gosh.
That was great.
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Thanks.
Here, have a bag of money.
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Hey, I liked your song
too.
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Okay, sport.
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Here's a fat-free yogurt.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Looks like trouble.
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Let's goof on 'em.
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ALL:
Right.
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♪ Super strong
Warner siblings ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, super sibs ♪
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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ALL:
Right.
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REEVA:
Curses.
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Argh! My warriors have failed
to destroy the Warners.
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What should I do now,
I'm wondering.
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Why don't you send
a giant monster down there?
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A monster.
Of course.
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I'm wondering what kind,
however.
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Perhaps this bug
will do.
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You can use your powers
to make it become a giant bug.
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That's what
I'm thinking anyway.
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I agree with your plan.
Let's do as you say.
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Look out, Warners.
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[♪♪♪]
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[CACKLES]
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YAKKO:
Therefore,
if we isolate the variable
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for the quantities unknown,
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we are left
with a quadratic equation
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for which there are only
two real roots:
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three, and a negative five.
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It's that simple.
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ALL:
Ohhh.
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[APPLAUSE]
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[BEEPING]
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Sounds like trouble.
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To headquarters.
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ALL:
Right.
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♪ Super strong
Warner siblings ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, super sibs ♪
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ALL:
Right.
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What's up, Otto?
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Ooh. There's a big bug
on the lot.
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[ALL GASP]
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Hey, what's wrong
with your mouth?
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It's all fuzzy.
Now, listen here.
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You must destroy the bug
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before it destroys
the Warner Bros. studio.
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ALL:
Right.
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YAKKO:
Power of the blowfish.
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WAKKO:
Power of the anteater.
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DOT:
Power of the platypus.
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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Tower of power.
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BOTH:
Right.
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♪ Super strong
Warner siblings ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, super sibs ♪
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[ALL SCREAM]
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DOT:
Let's get this show
on the road.
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ALL:
Right.
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[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
There.
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ALL:
Here we go.
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ALL:
Right.
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ALL:
Right.
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REEVA:
Curses again.
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Ah,
this never works.
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Let's finish him off.
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Right.
Right.
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[MUTTERING ANGRILY]
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ALL:
Right.
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[♪♪♪]
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Good job,
super siblings.
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We've saved the lot
from harm.
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Look what you've done
to my lot.
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Do you know how much
it's gonna cost to rebuild it?
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Here.
Have a fat-free yogurt.
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[SIGHS]
[THUD]
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, kids.
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Playing with giant bugs
isn't cool.
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If someone wants you to play
with a giant bug just say
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"No, thanks."
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That's cool.
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ALL:
Right.
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[♪♪♪]